<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-05-17_13.22/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2fdnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com%2fblog%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>McAlister Mayhem: Blog</title><description /><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:12:15 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:12:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><cf:parentRSS>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/feed.rss</cf:parentRSS><live:type>blog</live:type><live:identity><live:id>6935235581215406143</live:id><live:alias>dnlmcalistermayhem</live:alias></live:identity><image><title>McAlister Mayhem: Blog</title><url>http://byfiles.storage.live.com/y1pkohqKq3ki1-FNVLa8BHtWUw1tQUyfsLDEI37tcVa5XNupM3ajpZPRw</url><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog</link></image><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>Crying Wolf - and other such things...</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!575.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt; The last few days have been fascinating in that we have been in 2 earthquakes, had a hurricane pass by and had a tsunami warning!  At what point do I need to feel afraid?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;If I listen to the news on TV or radio - then yeah I need to be petrified.  They have made such a big deal of it all...  15 minutes of on site, live, latebreaking interviews with earnest reporters - all saying the same thing (nothing!) - that things could be really really bad!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;For the earthquake - I didn't feel anything - Leanne and Robyn did and it was a tremor - a cutlery rattler.  No biggie - but it was on every newscast - with talks about bridges and emergency preparedness.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;For the hurricane - it ummm... never happened?  The big satellite pictures were on the tv - and huge news - but it didn't rain last night.  It didn't get windy.  Nothing happened at all - yet some people were freaked.  No school yesterday or today (yes Hawaii goes back to school mid August!).  I just wondered if people were protecting their bums from lawsuits or if they really were worried.  The locals were like - it ain't gonna happen.  We'll get a little rain and that will be it.... and we didn't even get that!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The tsunami - well that was the icing on the cake... the alert happened at lunch time and by supper it was cancelled.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;If I believed everything that was on the news I would be so freaked out I wouldn't be able to do a thing... but what will happen if something every DOES happen in my 'hood?  I wonder if because of fear based news coverage - I will not be able to tell the difference between real and fake!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;hmmmm - life in the new Millenium.  I think less is real.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Darcy&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Newsroom/NewImages/Images/flossie_amo_2007225_lrg.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byfiles.storage.live.com&amp;#47;y1ps47_q-oJDLM0mR55C13bzqw-56yHPVKmc_nSnr6QwWOQaQFWUXSFJQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;603EE80443FE783F&amp;#33;576&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Crying+Wolf+-+and+other+such+things...&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!575.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!575.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:46:36 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!575/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!575.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-08-16T06:46:36Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Decline of the American Empire</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!544.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;I have a theory - just a theory based on personal experience and not on reams of data from a variety of sources so it's really not going to be that accurate.  Here it is - I believe that you can tell that America is past its' days of glory by the state of its' public washrooms, toilets, loo's - wc's - whatever you want to call them.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;In Canada - you can expect a 50 50 split between washrooms that you want to go into - and washrooms that you absolutely avoid.  So far - in my limited experience in the United States of America - cleanliness is at the bottom of the priority scale!  Do you remember when Greyhound Canada's ceo travelled from depot to depot - eating lunch in the washrooms - just to state how clean they were?  And Joey Tomato's in Kelowna - where I had the disconcerting feeling of being watched as I used the urinal.  An elderly gentleman was standing behind me engrossed in the television screen at eye level by my urinal (hockey I think!)  That's Canada for you - where you fly into the Calgary Airport with Westjet not so that you can 'stopover' but so you can use the loo - ya gotta - they are sooo clean there!  But then, you hit The Taco Bell in Seattle and you wonder if the loo was cleaned once when it was built and that's it.  Or the gas station at Blaine where you walk in and are assaulted by sites and smells reserved for horror movies.  Or when you hit the Pizza Hut in Kona - and again - you wonder if it's a once a decade cleaning.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So my theory goes - that because America seems to have lost their skill, their energy, their sense of excellence in such a foundational event - that the core of the nation is falling apart.  America the Beautiful has begun to smell... and I wish that they would turn it around before it all ends up in the crapper!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Darcy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Decline+of+the+American+Empire&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!544.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!544.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:25:20 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!544/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!544.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-08-02T06:25:20Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Ham and potatos</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!529.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;I love cooking carcasses.  In fact - I am known in our house as carcass boy.  On the big occasions I cook the turkeys, the roasts, the lambs, the steaks, the fishies - or rather the salmon.  Sometimes this is good - but sometimes Mrs. Mac feels it - as carcass boy can get credit for the meal - while she - who does everything else, is not always extended thanks.  But it is hard for her to compete - I mean - jello salad, brussel sprouts and sweet potatoes versus a monster turkey!  &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This past Friday I was given permission to cook another carcass... a full on, bone in, uncooked ham AND to cook scalloped potatoes as well.  So we invited Mr Moores to be a part of our evening with beautiful Annalise - his first whole evening with Annalise without Mrs. Moores.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I took the ham out of the freezer in the morning and at 4 PM put it in the oven with a honey glaze.  mmm.  At 5 the scalloped potatoes went in with a destination time of 6:30 PM.  At the appointed time - it was checked and the potatoes were done but the ham wasn't... at just after 7 we decided to eat a couple edge pieces of ham, AMAZING  scalloped potatoes and veggies.  At 11:45 PM - the ham was still not done.  I threw it in a pot and put it in the freezer after cutting off a few edge pieces.  I was defeated by a piece of pig.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This defeat will not mark me - I will rise to try again... just as I am committing to blogging again - after being on the facebook train.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hope you're well... and if you've got some - throw me a bone and I'll cook it for you!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Ham+and+potatos&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!529.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!529.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:15:59 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!529/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!529.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-06-20T21:15:59Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Joy moments</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!527.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Wow have I ever had an interesting week...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Had the opportunity to bless a few people like Wilson Matthews and Jen Lee at Timeout... I have always enjoyed surprising people with generosity moments!  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Enjoyed great meals with friends at our conference - Dawn always brings the conversation down to a real transparent level within seconds&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Then had the opp to honor my friend John with Jaz in video format.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Said my last speech to our conference and got prayed for there with Leanne.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Went to Amy C's wedding on Saturday on the Island&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Had lunch with 40 Hell's Angels on the ferry - talk about an edcuational experience.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hit a birthday party today for our good friend Val - birthday cupcakes with 2 candles left.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And then got to see the Miracle on Abbot Street Baby Annelise Moores - she liked me.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I don't think I have any more emotions left in my tank - til next week.  However I did read a JFK expose and now I am sure there were additional shooters on the grassy knoll.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;How do we find out the truth?  And would it make any difference now?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Joy+moments&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!527.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!527.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 05:05:27 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!527/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!527.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-05-07T05:05:27Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Communication longings</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!523.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;I am officially a communications junkie... and right now I am waiting for my non communications junkie wife to get home from speaking a conference in Alberta (so proud - she rocks!).  It has been a hard weekend with our two styles - because I am LONGING to communicate with her and I can't.  She has no cellular phone.  She has no laptop computer - so no late night romantic skyping or sucking face on facebook (not sure quite how to do that anyway)  She has no phone card - so no calls have been made.  I've got no number.  And the postman - he always rings twice, but his letters - they take too long to get there... and that's a pretty ineffective communications means when she's only gone for a weekend!  So - I know she's missing me real bad - cuz that's how she is when she's apart from me, and maybe just maybe a &amp;quot;being so lonely I could die&amp;quot; weekend will cause her to switch her allegiance to the wireless, digital world of bluetooth and cell phones!  I will keep all 2 of you posted.  I mean that is all who are left on blog world anyways.  Blogging is dead.  Facebook is alive - but neither help me here as a single tear falls down my face as I yearn for the return of the lovely Leanne.  I know I'm a big suck - but who cares!   If you have any great ways to convince my wife a cell phone is worth it - lemme know! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byfiles.storage.live.com&amp;#47;y1pUH5mSoe48s188FcNkiT6OezHFniE2KyNBoWqsgbJSVS_Qn-FHfjDVg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;603EE80443FE783F&amp;#33;524&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Communication+longings&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!523.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!523.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:37:51 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!523/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!523.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-04-23T04:37:51Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>My Goal is to fail better.</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!522.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Dreams and expectations - ya gotta love 'em.  This weekend I have come to the wall - the wall of - ya know, I am never going to succeed at Halo.  We have played with my boys again and again - and the result is the same.  I lose every time.  Every stinkin' time!  So.  I have decided to continue to play - but my goal is to kill them half as many times as they kill me.  If I can get 50% that's still a pass!  Now I am thinking that as I head towards other numbers in age that I will have to continually add things to this kind of list... and others that will just be straight done - like I AM shorter than Nick now and I can't ever catch up.  Oh - by the way - just played some Halo and ALMOST beat Nick - it was 25 - 24.  Wow.  A life of dwindling expectations... that's me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+My+Goal+is+to+fail+better.&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!522.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!522.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:57:57 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!522/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!522.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-04-10T00:57:57Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Facebook backlash</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!520.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Since I and everyone else on the planet has joined Facebook - the blog has dried up.  I may have been my own worst enemy as I advertised for Friends for Facebook on my blog.  Now I am down to 1 measly comment on my blog.  Oh the weeping, oh the sadness.  Pseudocommunity has won out over reflective journalling yet again.  What will the future hold now that blogging seems to be going the way of LP's and VHS?  MySpace is already dying... Can anyone keep up in this technological revolution?  Or do I need to just revert back to paper and pen and keep all my thoughts to myself.  By the way - totally kicked on the facebook friend comp - and we shook hands at the end.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Facebook+backlash&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!520.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!520.entry</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:45:34 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!520/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!520.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-04-06T13:45:34Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Life Changes</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!517.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;For the past while I have been really wrestling with what God was speaking to my heart.  I knew that something was up, but I couldn't see the future clearly.  It was really odd.  It felt like I was walking in pea soup fog (which is what my team and I drove through on our way home from Kelowna last night).  Last November things began to heat up - in that I had three or four potential offers - and the weird thing was - none of them grabbed my heart.  They were all good - and would be nice and all - but none that seemed like a YEEEESSSSS, if you know what I mean.  Some of them involved pastoring churches, and that made no sense because we are having such a great time with Doug &amp;amp; Linda at Living Waters.  It is weird to think about changing roles and not wanting to move or change churches!  Kind of limits the options just a bit!  A couple of the potential scenarios were in organizing short term missions trips, and the wild part was that as we thought about that the idea of missions grabbed our heart, but not the part about organizing and taking 50 teams a year.  We headed off to Slovakia and Turkey in late November to see Sheldon and Anna and to put on a Timeout retreat for our young missionaries.  One late night in Slovakia it hit Leanne - and she said... If you felt like God was asking us to go to Africa you would tell somebody in charge of missions that you felt that...  So - Why don't we talk to Murray C. in Turkey about our passion for finding and caring for missionaries?  Murray is the head of missions for the PAOC - our denom..  After putting on the Timeout in Turkey we sat down for lunch with Murray and our friend George and shared our dream.  We followed this up by asking the question - would there ever be a place for us?  The immediate response was - YES... and Murray felt it would be healthiest if we stayed in Langley.  wow.  So (as my friend George always says) we began a journey that culminated in me resigning being the NGM director on Thursday - effective August 31.  It feels really weird to be stepping aside from a role that we've loved and done for 10 years.  Nick was 5 when we started!  We've made so many friends and connections and had so many incredible moments - we'll cry when it's done.  But a chapter is closing and a new dream is beginning.  Still dreaming!  DMc.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Life+Changes&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!517.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!517.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:52:20 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!517/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!517.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-31T17:52:20Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>The Big Letter</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!518.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;March 29, 2007&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;Dear Dave,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;I want to thank you and the BC/Yukon District of the PAOC for the opportunity to serve for the last 10 years as the Youth and NGM Ministries Director.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Our family has thoroughly enjoyed being a part of the District team.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We’ve made great friends and seen God do AWESOME things!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;In the past number of months it has become clear that God was speaking to my heart about a new role.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;My journal began to grow as we listened to the whisper of the Holy Spirit.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As Leanne and I prayed and worked through our values and passions we discovered that missions was at the heart of who we are as people.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Over time I have gradually added missions apprenticeships and encouragement and care for our young missionaries to my NGM job description.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In November we began a conversation with Murray Cornelius and today have been invited to join the International Missions Division of the PAOC.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We will begin this role in September and be based out of Langley.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Our primary roles will be finding, training and caring for next gen missionaries.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thus I am resigning from being the NGM director effective August 31, 2007.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;It is hard to say good-bye to a great District office team.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They work hard and truly care for our District.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In particular I want to thank our Next Gen team.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We have had an amazing time together and they’ve done a great job.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Thank you Jaz, Shannon, Marlies and our many apprentices!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I especially need to thank Tammy Peterson – who has now been a part of the NGM department for 12 years.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She trained me well and will be a blessing to whoever follows in my footsteps!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Our Next Gen cluster leaders are great men and women of God and I will miss working alongside of them.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;We are going to have a great opportunity to finish well!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;There is still a Historymaker to run, two Sparks, a Timeout, District Conference and a full slate of summer camps!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Our kids are disappointed that they won’t be the Director’s kids anymore – but we feel like God knows what He is doing, and we take pleasure in doing His will.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;May God bless Next Gen Ministry in our District and nation – and thank you for caring about and investing in the generation that is here!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;Dream&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy;font-family:'Monotype Corsiva'"&gt;Darcy McAlister &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:18pt;color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;along with Leanne, Nick, Robyn and Ben&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;Next Gen Ministries Director&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;BC/Yukon - PAOC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy;font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;&lt;a title="http://www.historymaker.hm" href="http://www.historymaker.hm/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Book Antiqua'"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#0000ff"&gt;www.historymaker.hm&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:navy"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;span&gt;                                                                             &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:'Bookman Old Style'"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+The+Big+Letter&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!518.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!518.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:52:09 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!518/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!518.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-31T20:41:50Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Friends?</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!508.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;I want more friends.  That is what I have determined.  And apparently males over 35 have usually worked themselves down to just one friend or so they say (whoever they is... probably some guy with no friends who wanted to feel better about himself).  So already I am doing much better than most... but for me, I have to win.  I have to have more friends than our youth pastor's wife Natalie.  Right now she is winning - and that must be stopped.  Natalie is bright, vivacious and grabs friends like a Venus fly trap grabs insects.  So (as my friend George always says), I joined Facebook... here we could have our friendship competition based on real numerical values.  This morning I have 55 friends and she has 65.  By the end of the week I need to be ahead.  It is a deep need - and the emotions that I feel as I reach out to friends via Facebook are palpable - so if I extend the hand of friendship to you with Facebook - don't let your mind wonder if it is just a cheap ploy to beat Nat.  Because (sigh) as I go to the root of the deep need I discover this LONGING TO BE LOVED by people as well as this desire to defeat Nat so convincingly that she sits in her little Facebook profile shaking with awe at the depth and breadth of my friendships that are literally GLOBAL in scope.  whew.  Just a little bit of passion there.  Remember there is no me in you - but there is a little me in us - which is what I'm asking you for... oh and Nat - in the time that it's taken me to write this I have added three friends...  I'm now at 58!  Check out facebook.com and hunt me down!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Friends%3f&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!508.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!508.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:37:34 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>8</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!508/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!508.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-19T16:37:34Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>What to blog is kinda like what to wear when your closet is full and it's Saturday night</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!484.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Well it feels like my ossuary blog sank like James Cameron's Titanic.  The boat not the movie... as the movie did pretty well.  One of our friends saw it 6 times and cried every time but that is the kind of girl she is.  My question is - as a blogging novice - what makes a good blog?  See I only blog once a week - and I have to be disciplined and pushed to do that (thanks Paul) and so at the moment I am trying to elicit comments.  That is my goal... is that a good goal or does it just need to be read?  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I have seen a few different kinds of blogs... there is the Dawn kinda blog - which is so random that it makes me howl.  Who else could write about big black plastic penis's and make me laugh about it - or about the world's longest pooh and cause our internet accountability warning system to go off.  I can try and write this way - but I am just not quite as whimsical I think as some.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;There is the family with a baby kind of blog - Sopwith's and Armitage's are guilty of this - and it's all about their kids - which is wonderful - but I dunno if I should just go off about the greatness of my kids ( world's best) or tell cute stories about them - like how ___ stole lipstick for ___ from Shoppers Drug Mart when he was five and we found out when ___ came downstairs with sparkly lipstick ALL over her face.  ___ subsequently went back with Dad to tearfully apologize and pay to an employee who had her hands covering her mouth for some strange reason.  But now the kids are older and they can read the blog and they are a bit more sensitive about what is said about them in public places.  Kind of a drag - because the stories are still funny.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Then there are the deep thoughts kinds of blogs like Postal's or DeHoog's where theological and life thoughts are posted on a regular basis and people line up to give their opinion on such deep things as whether evangelism should happen on other planets and how to start a Martians for Jesus movement.  Did Jesus die for them?  Or just humans - or are the Martians really the Aztecs?  I enjoy reading those but find that my opinion on a deep thought can change from one end of a blog to another.  And my deep thoughts are generally in the shallow end of the pool not the deep oceans that others swim in.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The last kind of blog I have seen is the blah blah blah - share every stinking thing about your life kind of blog where it is like you live with your blinds open so that everyone can see the inane details of your life.  Have you ever noticed that HD tv makes actors/actresses look worse?  Letterman looks particularly bad on HD - and thus - my theory... some mystery isn't a bad thing.  Too much transparency can actually detract from people wanting to be near you.  Like if people really could smell my socks at the end of a travel day - if I just put em out there, I might not have as many friends.  I won't name these bloggers - because that could lose me friends too!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So.  there it is.  My last post sucked and now I am wondering what kind of blog to have.  Speak now or tell me later.  Both work.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;DMac&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+What+to+blog+is+kinda+like+what+to+wear+when+your+closet+is+full+and+it's+Saturday+night&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!484.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!484.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:00:24 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>22</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!484/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!484.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-10T01:00:24Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Jesus in a Box?</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!482.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;For the last few years I have heard of people putting God in a box and how that is a bad thing.  Now this week I hear all about how Jesus' bones have been discovered and James Cameron (who made me cry with the Titanic movie but not with Terminator) is doing a documentary about it.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hmmm... very interesting.  It has been an interesting topic around our house because the kids are asking and so I am trying to answer in a way that isn't 'stupid Christian' if you know what I mean.  The great thing is that my first response isn't fear - but good questions.  Questions like:  hmmm - if it was discovered in 1980 or before - why wasn't this brought up then?  Questions like:  If Jesus was from Nazareth and Galilee why was this ossuary found in Jerusalem?  Or:  If Jesus was a carpenter's son - How did it happen that this ossuary was so ornate?  And:  aren't these common names?  And my favorite was:  If it really was Jesus - do you think that he would name his kid Judas?  Just a thought!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I am thinking to myself that James Cameron hasn't had a hit in a while and this is his opportunity to go after a big one with some potential big dineros!  Read an interesting article - &lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/national/rex/rex_070227.html"&gt;http://www.cbc.ca/national/rex/rex_070227.html&lt;/a&gt;  - check it out.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Another tidbit:  Archaeologist Amos Kloner says that of 900 burial caves found within 4 kilometres of Jerusalem's Old City and from the same era, the name Jesus or Yeshu was found 71 times, and that 'Jesus son of Joseph' has also been found.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;What do you think?  Any deep thoughts or do I need to go back to my Macpassion?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;img title="Archaeological evidence?" alt="Archaeological evidence?" src="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/palaeo/jesustomb280207.jpg" border=0&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Jesus+in+a+Box%3f&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!482.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!482.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:00:48 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!482/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!482.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-01T20:00:48Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Coffee Farms Too Much for Mrs. McAlister</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!475.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Some people do wine tasting tours.   Others - like us do coffee farm tours and tasting.  Today we got up early, stopped at Starbucks and then headed out to the coffee farms of Kona.  Our first stop was Kona Joe's - and it was here that Mrs. Mc had her first dark roast...  then off to the next one - where she had her second.  At some point between her second and third coffee farm the caffeine from the dark roasted fancy beans began to have its' impact.  Her speech became - well - faster.  Her eyes were lit with a brightness that scared me - her pupils were dilated.  Her speech was accompanied by large arm movements that became dangerous on the narrow roads of Kona.  It was at this point I knew we had to end our day.  We stopped for lunch and I was served raw chicken.  Mrs McAlister - noticed it first and gave the waitress a dissertation on salmonella.  I took Leanne home to watch Oprah - but she's still not settled down.  Her toes are twitching.  I think we'll need to be getting her back on decaf.  I am hoping that the hangover tomorrow morning isn't too bad.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;mmmmm coffee....  powerfully good.  What does it do to you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Coffee+Farms+Too+Much+for+Mrs.+McAlister&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!475.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!475.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:05:50 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!475/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!475.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-02-17T03:05:50Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Valentine's Day on the Big Island</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!469.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Well it is the morning after V-Day.  I am sitting on my balcony blogging - listening to the surf and the fountains of our hotel compete for my ears' attention.  Spending Valentine's day in Hawaii is pretty magical.  It started out with breakfast in bed - fruit and cereal in a cup!  We're cheap - but we have fun!  Then off to Starbucks to share a vente mocha - and I have to tell you, the whipped cream was OFF.  What is the planet coming to when Starbucks LETS YOU DOWN.  So (as my friend George says) we tell the lady.  The lady apologizes and says oh dear - I'll make you another one.  I rejoin my Valentine and wait til I see the vente cup.  I see it - I get it and open the lid to get some whipped cream access, BUT it's a regular verona!  So (as my friend George says) I say to the lady - this ain't no mocha!  She says - oh dear, it isn't!  Someone else must have taken your mocha and your free drink coupon.  Well - let me make you another and I'll give you 2 coupons.  Wow.  The day turned in that pivotal moment!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Following Starbucks we popped into our Monte Carlo white rental and zipped over to Kona.  We hit the Macy's to pick our fragrance of the day... I picked J'Adore for Leanne.  She picked RSVP for me - nothing like a good free spray!  Just so we're clear.  Music and Lyrics was just opening at noon so we did the romantic comedy thing and totally enjoyed it.  Drew and Hugh make for a good movie generally.  Down to the waterfront after that for  some seafood at Bubba Gump's - right on the water.  Pretty good - not stellar or anything.  Next we discovered the YWAM base and Leanne picked up a prayer book on injustice against women... pretty intense but only $4.  Stopped at Safeway for Sushi and martinelli's and then back to the Hotel for Lost.  Amazing.  Oh - forgot to say that Leanne surprised me with a Ritter Sport bar - dark.  Awesome, and I shared (not like other people).&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So (as my friend George says) - did anyone else do Valentine's as completely and as cheaply as us?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Valentine's+Day+on+the+Big+Island&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!469.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!469.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:00:29 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!469/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!469.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-02-15T19:00:29Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>exotic &amp; foreign foods</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!442.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;ok - after being a North American all of my life I have decided - in my view that we are food idiots.  Let me say that again - I  believe that most North Americans are FOOD IDIOTS.  There, I have said it strongly.  It is out.  Ah  relief.  Now let me try to explain my rant.  Too many of us are in love with processed and bland deep fried things when there is a world out there waiting to be discovered.  Ie - Have you ever had slovakian bacon and eggs with yolks so deep in color that you KNOW that you are eating from one incredibly healthy chicken.  Or have you ever had coconut naan bread - wow.  Or a fort roll - banana, crab and a few other goodies in a sushi roll.  Turkish delight - freshly made... mmmm.  I mean - why do we prefer Corn Pops, McDonalds fries that never ever rot because of all the preservatives and velveeta cheese to melted Brie with Mango salsa (thanks for that gift of life Dawn.)  Right now I am munching on a beautiful pineapple along with a few grapes.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I think I can summarize all that ails north american food by talking about chocolate....  Big is not always better - and American huge milk chocolate bars should not be on the same planet as chocolate from Vienna... mmm...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;What say you - the grease eating public?  I feel like running down the aisles of my grocery store and destroying all the crapola and getting back to real food...   Kinda like Jesus clearing the temple - but just Darcy clearing the convenience store!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I feel like sushi tonight!  Raw salmon on a wee bit of rice... mmmmm.  (OH - and when I suggested sushi to my youth director counterparts - genuine fear filled the room - and I was left to eat meat and potatoes - again.)  Food idiots and food illiterate folk.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Thanks for letting me rant.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+exotic+%26+foreign+foods&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!442.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!442.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:00:35 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>5</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!442/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!442.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-02-14T01:00:35Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>One more debate</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!436.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Ok - I hear you - if I don't get a mac for my next laptop I am worthless and a bit of an idiot.   Points all taken...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;When I saw My Mac - I became a believer - (a little Shrek soundtrack here!)&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I really enjoy going out for coffee - Starbucks - Grande decaf mocha 2% (which doesn't really exist) and whipped cream.  But then I heard that only .6 % of their coffee is fair trade.  Is this true?  Have I been duped by a large corp into believing that they are better than they are?  Do I need to return to my fair trade coffee shop - whose coffee I have been hating lately - or do I give in to the feeling that I feel when I sup from the cardboard cup?  Or - do I do the French press thing secretly in my home... by pouring my Komodo dragon bold Starbucks decaf beans into an unmarked plastic container.  Thus when I pull them out - noone will know but me and I won't be identified as an evil North American mega consumer!  oh.  yeah.  forgot.  My french press is the beautiful stainless steel one from Starbucks - (clearly labelled) and I don't think it would look good with a tea cozy on it.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I dearly want to be a person who makes a difference on the planet.  Is it WRONG to like Starbucks?  Do I HAVE to drink fair trade from a store that I don't enjoy?  Is this some kind of large life lesson - or do those coffee growers do all right?  HELP me in my moral dilemma - and tomorrow I will read your answers while sipping my beautiful, full bodied (I do feel wrong saying that here) Starbucks Christmas blend french pressed, double shot of cream with a wee bit of sugar.  Maybe it will be my last one?  (until Sunday - when good coffee is a need not a want as we now have 2 services and one of them is pickin' early!)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+One+more+debate&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!436.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!436.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:17:28 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!436/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!436.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-02-03T07:17:28Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Mac vs PC</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!426.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;In my dream I am seeing myself open a box... a white box and inside is a mac laptop - the pro one.... and I am SOOO happy.  It gives me creativity, I have no viruses and I look EVER so stylish.  I use the intel duo core chip to full advantage and run office and easy worship and sync effortlessly with every network known to man...  then I wake up and realize I still have my HP PC laptop and I feel so down.  Even though I am on the prairies where the sky is bright for as far as I can see - my world just doesn't feel as full as it should.  A McAlister should have a Mac, it's a Scottish pride kind of thing! And it will work great with my ipod (don't have one) and my i-phone (don't have one) and my apple tv (don't have that either). &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So when I get my next laptop - which should it be?  Speak into my life o computer gurus!  Just don't suggest any commodore 64's...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Help me choose - and tell me the features I shoul be gunning for?  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;ah - it feels good to have something to look forward to.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Mac+vs+PC&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!426.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!426.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:11:38 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>9</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!426/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!426.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-01-24T20:11:38Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Dogs &amp; skating</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!422.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;We kinda love our dawg - that is that dawg named Pippin.  She is cute and cuddly and definitely sees Leanne as her mother.  I am only  Alpha male.  The difficult part is when the dawg gets snuggled more than Alpha male.  Then the dawg is smuggled into the laundry room - banished as it were.  The aforementioned dawg does not appreciate this treatment as she believes cuddling is her birthright or something.  But I have needed to express to the love of my life (not the dawg) that I, as Alpha male, would appreciate at least equal cuddles.  So we have worked that out - it was close for a while, but yeah - the love of my life is still the love of my life - and she has expressed to me that I, not the dawg, am still the love of hers.  After this relational conundrum was defined - the dawg took it upon herself to try EVERY strategy to get into Alpha male's good books.  Things like - being obedient, doing tricks etc.  But this week - the dawg ramped it up another notch.  She discovered a tube of Mac lipstick that the love of my life had gotten just before Christmas - thus wrecking all my well laid plans for a MacChristmas at the McAlister's.  But I digress.  The dawg took the lipstick and chewed it to bits - all the while covering her beard... that's right - I did say HER beard - and her lips with Dubonet from Mac.  This is - in my opinion taking the quest for affection just a little bit too far.  Especially considering where else those lips have been.  The great part is - that the love of my life discovered the dawg in said condition - and banished her to the laundry room.  ahhh.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Today - seeing how the ice was on the pond in Fort Langley - I took the kids down after lunch for some hockey and skating.  It was WONDERFUL to do something with the kids that I had used to do.  It was indeed a wistful moment - skating like the wind on wide open ice, deking your son right out of his socks and scoring that wonderful goal.... whew!  still feels good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Dogs+%26+skating&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!422.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!422.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:56:17 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!422/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!422.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-01-15T02:56:17Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Leannisms</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!417.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Well.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Tonight I have heard two interesting expressions.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Leanne told me not to be so high off the handle.  That would be fly off the handle actually.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Then she encouraged our kids by saying as we cleaned the kitchen - &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Many hands make light loads.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hmmm...  I am starting to worry about whether Leanne has spent so much time in cross cultural contexts that she has actually crossed cultures and is now struggling to get back!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I am still trying to figure out what high off the handle could mean?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Any thoughts?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And I am also wondering if we, as a family, need to ban RP Moores from our blog for accusing us of being posers about listening to Johnny Cash.  I still am in shock that that happened.  The only poser I know is JGhag - who when drafting in our hockey pool tried to draft Wayne Gretzky for his top forward.   &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Any fav Johnny Cash songs?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Leannisms&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!417.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!417.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:01:58 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!417/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!417.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-01-08T05:01:58Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Our official Christmas letter</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!395.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;This is kinda like the Queen's address - happens every year and is the formal communique of the McAlister family - so here ya go - more info than you ever wanted to know...&lt;/font&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;Welcome to the latest McAlister Christmas Update blurb… it’s condensed but good!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;New Stuff:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;And it all happened in only 10 days… March 3 - moved into our &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;new house&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. March 4 &amp;amp; 5 &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;- annual youth pastor’s Timeout.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;March 6-8 - our District Conference.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;March 8 – Leanne was ordained – made a Reverend &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;(new reverend)&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She can now marry &amp;amp; bury according to the government!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;March 12 - we were ‘inducted’ along with Doug &amp;amp; Linda Smith at Living Waters Church in Fort Langley &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;(new pastorate)&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then we collapsed at home – &amp;amp; proceeded to watch &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;every&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; episode of &lt;i&gt;Lost&lt;/i&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;(new show!)&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; in order to catch up to our friends – Corrie &amp;amp; Dawn.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;No new F150 though – bummer.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Milestones &amp;amp; Marker points:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;At Historymaker this year – our team honored us with gifts &amp;amp; me with an HM jacket – as it was our 10&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; Historymaker as a team.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We couldn’t have done it without Tammy Peterson, the Moores, Andre F, Val, Mark D, Anthony H – &amp;amp; tons more who invest countless hours making a huge weekend for students happen.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;2006 was the year of Robyn’s 13&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; Birthday &amp;amp; we had a houseful of people for our special ceremony. &lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We gave her &amp;amp; Leanne matching rings, to stand for a pledge of integrity &amp;amp; purity until she is married.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was incredible to hear the words that were spoken over her life.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We have got one special girl!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And speaking of special girls - &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;This fall – my sister Cor had a baby – long awaited Elissa Lauren Coe – we are over the moon about our new relative!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;D &amp;amp; L Escapes:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Getaways!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Love ‘em!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Darcy got away with Phil Cann, Mitch Curby &amp;amp; Brian Brown up to the Yukon to do some fishing – amazing – 13 fish in 13 casts one night on Little Fox Lake – it was a wow moment for a non fisherman.&lt;span&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;Leanne said to me – why do you always get to go away?&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And I said – You’ve got to plan it – do it!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So Leanne snuck down to San Francisco with Val Vandermeulen &amp;amp; Kim DeHoog.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They shopped &amp;amp; saw the sights like crazy – &amp;amp; I was grateful that the shopping didn’t add up to too much!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Summer of coffee and fish:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;This summer we did some camps &amp;amp; some camping!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;For the camping part we headed up the Sunshine Coast, which was not always sunshiny.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We had a few delicious moments – which included running into a Starbucks coffee tasting, &amp;amp; in the process discovering Komodo decaf coffee &amp;amp; the legendary French press.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;mmmm hooked.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The same day we discovered KT Tungstall who we sang our way across the highways &amp;amp; byways of BC &amp;amp; Alberta... had to change one word in the CD so we could sing without feeling too guilty!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;“Why the heaven it means so much to me” is what we came up with.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nick &amp;amp; I went up to the Queen Charlotte’s to do their youth &amp;amp; kids camps – we had a great time playing ping pong, canoeing, doing archery, crabbing &amp;amp; even catching salmon out on the ocean. &lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nick even enjoyed eating his salmon that he caught!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;We also headed over to Alberta to Eagles Nest Ranch.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;This has really become an annual thing where we connect with friends &amp;amp; get to share Jesus with some amazing teens – many of whose lives have been brutal to say the least.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;On our way &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;we stopped in to see family &amp;amp; friends – a Toews family reunion, Penticton’s 75&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;, &amp;amp; Mom &amp;amp; Dad Mc in Cranbrook (intense croquet playing).&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The unusual part of our summer was – we were home for part of it!&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Missions adventure:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Leanne &amp;amp; I just returned from doing a missions adventure.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We joined Sheldon &amp;amp; Anna Armitage for a brief excursion with much food &amp;amp; many meetings in Slovakia (loved Anna’s country) &amp;amp; then off to Turkey to do a retreat for young missionaries with George &amp;amp; Eileen Werner.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was awesome – we’ve made some great friends &amp;amp; dreamed some great dreams.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Leanne has now got bazaar bartering down to a ruthless art.&lt;span&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;We loved it all! &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration:none"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Kids’ Update:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Nick&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; – Nick is now as tall as me… &amp;amp; in this present growth spurt I’m thinking he’ll be past me by Christmas.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He is playing guitar regularly – &amp;amp; blew us away by playing Clapton’s – Tears in Heaven.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He still plays sax in school – &amp;amp; was named the Gr. 8 Musician of the Year in June.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Nick attends LWA youth (the Lab) &amp;amp; hangs out with a few great friends.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Our eldest is kicking butt in Grade 9.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We wonder if he’ll be an engineer or a musician… hmm – fun to watch them grow! Nick’s b-ball team won the League championship this year.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Robyn&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; – Robyn has had a cool year – she is doing rocking in music – playing the standup bass at school &amp;amp; piano at home.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We think she’ll be playing in church by next year.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She sings &amp;amp; it’s a wow.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She was able to attend a jazz vocal camp this summer – &amp;amp; so we are treated to many songs constantly.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;She just auditioned for the high school musical &amp;amp; was the only gr. 8 vocal student to make it.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Robyn maintains a high level of passion for injustice type stuff – &amp;amp; is dreaming of winning the Nobel Peace prize… &amp;amp; she’s taking pictures of everything with her digital camera…. Thanks mentors Korinn &amp;amp; Les for that! Robyn has continued her soccer career – scored a couple great goals last year – I continue to coach her and ask for at least one foul a game – she plays better when she’s feisty!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Ben &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;– Benjamin has moved over to do French immersion which he is diving into with gusto.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He is doing the music thing as well.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Kicked on his piano exams – &amp;amp; has now moved over to guitar (which he practices mostly during our breakfast!).&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He started playing sax this fall, until Leanne’s old high school sax officially fell apart – so Ben has moved over to trumpet – which is significantly LOUDER.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Ben is our empathic guy – who takes care of everyone on our street.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He’s kind of like the Pied Piper with the little kids… very fun to watch!&lt;span&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;Ben CAUGHT fish with me this summer and was high as a kite about it for days! &lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He also started b-ball this fall.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Ben’s team has yet to win… but he did score a basket off a 360 before spraining his pinky finger.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;There’s our update!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Have an amazing, joy filled Christmas from us!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Television shows:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Lost &amp;amp;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The Amazing Race.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Books:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Exiles by Mike Frost &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Our blog:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080" size=3&gt;http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;(more details of our year here!) &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Movies of the Year:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;The Devil Wears Prada &amp;amp; Over the Hedge &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Music:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;KT Tungstall, Leeland and Johnny Cash – especially “A Boy Named Sue”&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Food find:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Sushi in Fort Langley – we’ll never be the same &amp;amp; Pret A Manger Christmas Crackers (Christmas Dinner in a wrap) and of course - Komodo coffee&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Our+official+Christmas+letter&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!395.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!395.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:17:25 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!395/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!395.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-28T17:39:00Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Christmas at the McAlister's</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!390.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;ok - we have survived the first part of Christmas - and we thought we'd give you a window on what a McChristmas looks like!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So last night is Christmas Eve - obviously - and the day starts with FAMILY CLEANUP.  It's our word for that 40 minutes of *ell for the dear little children.  Kinda like we've asked them to run a marathon with shoes full of tacks all pointed upwards.  Heaven for Pippin the schnoodle arrives shortly thereafter - we take her around the Houston Trail - 4.5 km's of FUN.  We play hide and seek with her - we hold her, the kids hide and then bang - off like a shot she whips around looking for them in the bush.  She literally tags them before moving on to the next person.  She also shreds moss - which is interesting.  Not a retriever, but a moss shredder.  Hmmmm.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We get home close to one and whip down to Greyhound to pick up Ma Toews (Leanne's mom) and get her and us a Starbucks before heading back to the house.  It's prepare the appies time.  Teriyaki wings, mango salsa with melted Brie, mini quiches, and those other baked pastry kind of things..... These are all set aside for the evening.  Now it's run around the house with music, story book picture taking and other last minute prep for the Christmas Eve service.  We manage not to go to war or forget anything and make it to the church for 3:15.   Powerpoint is polished, music is practiced one last time and Ben is kicked off of the drums one last time.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Ah - Candles are lit, music starts, apple cider is ready and we begin making our way through the Christmas story through music, song, Scripture and stories....   Robyn sings Happy Birthday Jesus - Nick does a sax solo for Silent Night - Ben plays Silent Night congregationally - first time!  Leanne and I sing a quartet of Winter Wonderland with Linda Smith and Troy Goodman, I read Alabaster the Christmas Angel - and we have a hoot.  There was lots of laughter, plenty of cider and some good times!  Then we do it all again... as for the first time LWA does 2 Christmas Eve services.  There was chocolate inbetween to fortify us.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Got home and ate appies, called my mom (birthday) and got the world famous stuffing ready.  Thought  I should put the recipe down as it kicks butt on all other stuffing.  Rodney Paul Moores makes good guacamole but nobody beats our stuffing (called Ma Toews stuffing - morphed over the years into a piece of art)&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Here goes:&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;8 cups cubed bread&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/5 tsp poultry seasoning&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/5 tsp sage&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/4 cup dried parsley (or fresh)&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;2 medium onions - diced&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/2 cup celery diced&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1 cup mushrooms - diced&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;crushed walnuts - or whatever kind of nuts - 3/4 cup&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;NO GIBLETS - that is just sick.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/2 cup butter&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/2 teaspoon salt&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;1/8 tsp pepper&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;one garlic clove - pressed&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Saute it all together - then add the bread crumbs... add a cup of chicken stock to make the stuffing really moist.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Rinse the inside of the turkey with lemon juice&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Massage the bird with olive oil and go to town!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;By the way - I have never, EVER just made one of these - it's always doubled or tripled.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We watch stupid Christmas movies and at least 5 minutes of It's A Wonderful Life.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Stuff stockings - it is sooooo close you can taste it.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Christmas morning - nobody is sleeping.  Robyn has a throat infection - most years someone goes to the hospital it seems!  Stockings are opened first - everyone gets a Ritter Sport bar and a mandarin orange.  Socks and underwear are also a must.  Nick's boxers have electric guitars on them and are definitely the coolest.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Before getting to the main presents - we have to read Luke 2 and pray.  I decide to do a word study of the chapter until my family totally rebels.  Haven't you always wanted to know more about Quirinius?  The presents are AMAZING - and there is much excitement.  Leanne found Robyn's secret Ikea shopping list - and so nailed a bunch of stuff.  I have my Petzl head lamp - whee haw - now I can find Leanne easier at night!  I scored by getting Leanne a Jacob gift certificate and a slooooowwww cooker (our marriage counselling taught me that women are like slow cookers - they simmer all day and then - well ... who knows who reads this so I'd better stop there).  Ben got his Ipod Nano - and now owes us some dosh.  Nick got a hard shell guitar case.  As a fam - we received an Amazing Race game - already played and Leanne and I won.  Ma Toews got us all teen packs from Zellers - another weird tradition - but you can never get enough pit stick.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Breakfast is next - Egg Strata - or wife saver - not bad, first time - little on the heavy side - augmented with oj and French pressed Christmas blend - mmmm.  Turkey gets in the oven and now it's time to shower up and I think we'll head over to the Caplin's and Smith's for coffee number 2.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;My sister Cor and her husband Al and baby daughter Elissa arrive for 1 - and then we partake of the Christmas beast!  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So what did you do?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Christmas+at+the+McAlister's&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!390.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!390.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 18:18:41 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!390/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!390.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-25T18:18:41Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>If Jesus was born now - in the hands of marketing strategists.</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!385.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Press conference – &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;Thank you for coming to our press conference – is everyone here – all right let’s begin…&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;We’re here to announce this morning that Mary has gone into the Royal London University Hospital – to prepare for the birth of “The King of the World” also known as the Messiah.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We know that the world has been anticipating this for some Millenia and so we wanted to give you a bit of a synopsis of his life mission.&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;He is here as the supernatural son of God – come to save the world.  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Thus we have booked him into the top hospital here with top gynecologist Dr. E.Z. Labor.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;Fox has successfully aquired the rights to videotape and subsequently tastefully broadcast the birth.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And People magazine will be doing a full issue on the world renowned figures who visit in the 48 hours after the birth.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Tony Blair, George Bush, the Pope and Madonna have all requested to be included on the visitors list.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Madonna would like to adopt – but that offer has been refused.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;U2 will be the artist of choice on the night of December 25 – and they have changed the words of their hit single – I still haven’t found what I’m Looking For – to I’ve Really Truly Found what I’m Looking For.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;The Commerative DVD – Elton John’s Candlelight Messiah - has been sold out before it’s gone on the market – our producers are scrambling to catch up with the backlog.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;The baby’s name will be Jesus Christ – also known as God’s son, Messiah, Prince of Peace.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Descended from the Royal Lineage of King David – giant killer.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The family tree poster will be available in the new year along with a series of dishes and fridge magnets.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;His life plan is already well laid out.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He will be attending the top prep school here in the UK - Eton (same as Princes William and Harry) – and Oxford University for his college education.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;We assume that he will have taken over the world by age 33 – I mean what Army is going to be able to handle God’s Son?&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;The Baby’s first public appearance will be on the Oprah Winfrey show on January 1 – and Mary and her husband Joseph will make the rounds of the networks on the following day.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That evening will be filled with a Barbara Walters special – the 10 most fascinating people of the year - &lt;span&gt; 3 of them will be Mary, Joseph and Jesus with Mary sharing &lt;/span&gt;on what it felt like to deliver God’s Son.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;So – once again – the Saviour of the World – Jesus will be born on December 25 here at the Royal London University Hospital.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Any Questions:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;I recognize Anderson Cooper from CNN:    &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;CNN&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; – One of the things you stated was that he was going to take over the world – is this going to be done alone?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Answer:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Of course not,&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;we’re assembling the best of the best – a team that will leave nothing to chance!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The best politicians, the best business people, some of the best armed forces personnel – and we have already assembled significant finances – almost like a pre baby shower if you will, but on a scale that includes billions of dollars.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;I recognize Clyve Clemons from the BBC:   &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;BBC World &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;– As you know much of the Western world has been involved in the war on terror – will this Messiah have any security net?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Answer:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Of course – we have the SAS – elite forces of the UK – surrounding the Hospital as well as all the top electronic security devices – many of which are – shall we say – top secret, so I cannot even disclose to you what they are.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;Let’s have a question from Peter Mansbridge from the CBC&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;CBC &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;– We have heard rumors that Joseph is not the father of the child.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Is there any truth to those allegations?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Answer&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; – I care not to comment on that area – it is indeed too personal – except to say that both Mary and Joseph are thrilled at this amazing birth.&lt;span&gt;  With that - I will formally end this press conference.  If you have further questions you can get the info from Jesus's MySpace online.  Thank you - and will update you further on December 25. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Any thoughts?   Photos of the actual press conference with reporter Luke Knight.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byfiles.storage.live.com&amp;#47;y1pE0RW5-kjKDmhwqYIogSNMEgz-786Y9NOoxllU309cfxzxDtFhwDrVw"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;603EE80443FE783F&amp;#33;386&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byfiles.storage.live.com&amp;#47;y1pDbF6Z5XgFI2G2hAfYJ2k6NiQca0Im1E_51xBm7FoBM3Dbx5XeDUQ4w"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;603EE80443FE783F&amp;#33;387&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+If+Jesus+was+born+now+-+in+the+hands+of+marketing+strategists.&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!385.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!385.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:09:53 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!385/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!385.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-19T19:14:27Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Shepherds are losers.</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!381.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;This morning Leanne and I preached on the intentional ways that God reached out to connect with humankind.  He had Jesus come to the poorer end of town - the Messiah born in a stable/cave or someone's little old home with animals inside.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;God chose for his Son to be born on the wrong side of the tracks.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;He had Jesus born in a situation where for the rest of his life he would be known as illegitimate (some thought I could have said it stronger - but I didn't) - In Mark - Jesus is called son of Mary in his home town of Nazareth... in other words - THEY all thought that he was illegitimate - not born supernaturally.  I mean who would ever believe that.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;God chose for his Son to fight an awful reputation &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Then Jesus' birth was announced to shepherds.... kinda the gypsies of the time.  They were seen as sinners - because they worked 7 days a week, they couldn't keep the Sabbath.  They were known as thieves as they moved about the countryside with their sheep. Most of all - they were not allowed to testify in court - they couldn't be a witness.   &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;God chose for the witnesses to Christ's birth to be unacceptable in a court of law.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;God did it all backwards - all upside down - to emphasize the value of connection with ALL of humanity.  Noone is excluded - Jesus can relate to us all.  I love that about God.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Any insights to be added are welcome - love to hear from you!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Shepherds+are+losers.&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!381.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!381.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:32:58 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!381/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!381.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-18T05:32:58Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Video Link</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!376.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPh9F1_jKGo"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPh9F1_jKGo&lt;/a&gt;  - Just wanted you to be able to see a bit of our crazy antics on the mountaintop last week!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Sorry now for the stupidity - but it WAS fun!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Video+Link&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!376.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!376.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:36:18 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!376/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!376.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-16T23:40:51Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Mountain top experience</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!365.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;This week I had the wild experience of being on top of a mountain.  One of our more creative friends - Matt Hawkins - is working on our promo video for Historymaker this year.  He had the brilliant idea of filming me on a mountain top with a Canadian flag... so he and I and Jaz Ghag were dropped off on top of a 7500 foot mountain covered with ice and snow.  It was all a bit freaky - especially as there were winds buffeting the helicopter back and forth.  It was at that point that I realized - this is really fun - and if it doesn't work, I'm dead.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So we videoed (not sure if that is a word) away - and hopefully the footage turns out amazingly well.  The helicopter did donuts in the air above me as Matt leaned out the side of the helicopter (the door was removed just for that purpose).&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A few things I learned while up there:&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;1.  Saucony runners are great to run in but are not built for snow.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;2.  Cell reception can go from 4 bars to 0 bars as you move from the Fraser Valley side of the peak to the 'nothing's there' side of the peak.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;3.  Snow angels are just as fun to make now as when I was a kid - but it's harder to get up without breaking them when you're - um - bigger.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;4.  Trust equals really believing the helicopter will come back for you.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;5.  Mountain tops are really windy - so audio on video gets kinda scratchy&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;6.  There are no trees to pee behind - so ya gotta hold it.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;7.  Canada is stunningly beautiful period - and God made it all!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;PS - Sorry to Mark Dehoog, who apparently had other appointments and had to miss out on the adventure.  Well I'm not really sorry, I'm just saying it to make him feel better.  Which how can he feel better about it at all - when he missed such an amazing adventure?  What kind of appointments win out over that?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;2 Christmas parties and a Christmas letter to do - so am exiting cyberspace for another day. (I've included a mountain top pic in the roll to the right)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byfiles.storage.live.com&amp;#47;y1pEWjw480G6Jgoh4MvhcpeBndegejHPGxNQO829-SlLikC7U0HPLiDxA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;603EE80443FE783F&amp;#33;366&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Mountain+top+experience&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!365.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!365.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 19:42:10 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!365/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!365.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-09T19:42:10Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Minor Christian Celebrities</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!356.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;George and Eileen Werner were a part of our trip to Turkey.  And as you probably have figured out - we play the Amazing Race with anyone who we travel with.... so if we were seated ahead of them on the plane, in the line, on the bus - it was OBVIOUS that we were winning.  G and E have their own game that they play with each other (besides Settlers of Cataan) when they travel.  They give a prize of $5 to the person who sees someone they know in a strange city.  Well OF COURSE we had to compete in that as well.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Leanne and I spent a bit of time in London between flights and so we decided to walk as much as we could - because you sit so much on planes.  We left the Victoria and Albert museum, grabbed a coffee and started walking down Brompton Road towards Kensington.  Throngs of people are everywhere - London is sooo full of life!  And then there he was - Tim Hughes was walking down the street towards us... hey Darcy and Leanne - and there we were catching up.  We've had Tim into a number of our events.  And we talked about his song - Be My Everything - which we're loving.  So no matter how many adventures George and Eileen had with the Pope in Istanbul (they were trapped downtown because of high security - didn't see Papa but did see riot police) we still won 5 Euros.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;ah... we are just champions naturally I guess... natural winners - hey it's Scriptural!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Our encounter totally reminded us of Mike Pilavachi's minor Christian celebrities stories...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Minor+Christian+Celebrities&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!356.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!356.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:57:00 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!356/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!356.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-03T15:57:00Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>3/4 moon in London</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!355.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;We are home...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And coming through security in London was downright funny.  Security was tight - guns everywhere and a very long lineup.  Just ahead of us was a heavy set man - looking cool in his low rise jeans.  He leaned over to get something from his bag and exposed 3/4 of his hairy backside to the hundred of us behind us.  There were a few murmurs and chuckles - and we thought the show was over.  The next turn of the line happened and he leaned down again - still more was shining out onto the world - and the murmurs grew louder.  We were having a hard time not busting open... then it happened again - by this time dozens of people were down right giggling - and the security guy had no idea why all these people are laughing and mr low rise hasn't a clue.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I confess - Leanne and I totally participated in the laughter.  Were we breaking an ethical code of crack?  What do YOU say when a plumber is about?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+3%2f4+moon+in+London&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!355.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!355.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 18:16:50 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!355/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!355.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-02T18:16:50Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Almost Done</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!353.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Well - there you go - we are getting ready to fly back to London and then off to Vancouver and snow!  Why is it that the one time we're away it dumps snow and goes to -10!  School was closed for Ben - of course think about it - it IS the Lower Mainland.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The world is a wild place... as we sit here in Turkey several world events have come close to touching us.  First - The Pope visiting Turkey and secondly BA finding radiation on planes.  Wow.  No control over that!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Spoke to the whole missionary group yesterday - and it was awesome... ok - gotta give the computer away!  gnight!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Darcy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Almost+Done&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!353.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!353.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:19:41 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!353/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!353.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-29T20:19:41Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Turkey Timeout</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!319.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;We've just finished section 2 of our trip with 2 more sections to go.  Our timeout was amazing....  we had more people participate than we expected - with about 29 or 30 in total.  We worked with George and Eileen Werner in some interactive sessions.  In fact, it was far more interactive than Timeout's that we've done at home.  Guess we'll have to work on that.  Interaction means it's not all download - because download is not iron sharpening iron... download is iron smacking wood.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We walked through values - and from there what we need to add or have added to our lives... and from there we moved into addition by subtraction...  talking about forgiveness of others and of self.  Tonight we walked through a community kind of communion (thanks Mark DeHoog) and then into a time of encouragement (written) - that's where the group got incredibly spinny.... gut wrenching laughter everywhere.  But life giving none the less.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A couple things we have noticed about Europe - non smoking is in the minority.  Wow... I am sitting in a cloud of smoke at present... in the hotel lounge.  There is a non smoking section but everything drifts in.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Europeans are definitely better dressers than Canadians... not that they all dress formally - but they do dress with flair and elan.  I mean they may not have tons of different outfits - but they mix and match them well.  I feel like buying some european clothes just to look smooth - but it's not a need.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I hear there's snow in Vancouver... what's up with that?  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Good night.... ahhhhhhh.  DMc&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Turkey+Timeout&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!319.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!319.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:13:22 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!319/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!319.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-26T21:13:22Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Vienna &amp; an unamazing race</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!314.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;We are in Turkey - ahhhh... yesterday was another 12 hour travel day with 3 flights and a 1 hour shuttle to get here - but we made it.  Our missions retreat begins in an hour!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;On the way out of Slovakia we had a few hours in Vienna - and Vienna wins... we've been to San Diego, London, Tallinn, Bucharest, LA, San Fran, Melbourne and Sidney - but Vienna wins them all.  Vancouver does have better scenery and natural beauty - as does Sidney... but Vienna -wow.  It's beautiful - especially with a Viennese coffee in one hand and a bratwurst hot dog in another.  I feel like writing Vienna on my heart.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hopefully tomorrow - I'll put up some pictures - so you can see.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So - we decide to head back to our airport lodging as our flight leaves early the next AM.  We work our way through the streets of Vienna - to the UBahn - the underground trains... and even find the right one - with the help of a Viennese gentleman.  We are to go one stop past the airport - to Fischamend or get off at the airport and take a shuttle.  We get to the airport and the train stops - for a long time.  And I say - you know this might be the end of the line for this train.  Leanne says - don't be stressed.  Sheldon and Anna chuckle - and poopoo my thinking.  I stand up to go ask someone - and the train starts moving in the wrong direction.  Two stops later - we get off in the middle of an industrial area.  We look at the schedule - another 45 minutes before the train comes.... and it's the second last of the night.  So we wait 45 minutes out with dancing and acting...  all alone on the Platform.  I fire Leanne from the team - because her line was - you know, I wasn't on my A game today so I just wasn't thinking about it... but baby - if you don't play your a game - all it takes is one bad game to be knocked out.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We get back to the airport and have to wait 20 minutes for the shuttle - and as we do - we see the Vienna info booth right across from us with reduced prices in transit stuff etc etc... we got ripped off and lost about 2 hours.  Argh.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;But - on our trip yesterday - Leanne's A game was back - and we whipped through all of our connections and terminal changes.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;k - gotta go get ready.  Any comments on the most beautiful city thing?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;ps - My sister had a little baby girl on Thursday night - whoo hoo!  Elissa Lauren...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Vienna+%26+an+unamazing+race&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!314.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!314.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 14:07:01 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!314/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!314.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-25T14:07:01Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Slovakia</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!312.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;We're now through with our short but amazing time in Slovakia....&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We had a number of highlights - but let me focus on a couple things...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We went with Sheldon and Anna Armitage to the city of Nitra and met with Mira and Marta - who are planting a church there.  The city has a 100,000 people and no evangelical church presence.  Right now there is about 15 people meeting in an apartment.  We had the pleasure of meeting with them, sharing our hearts and praying over them - it was a God filled kinda night.  They are looking for a location to begin having 'church' in January - looking at 3 locations - an old theatre (unused - potential buy), a arts theater (rent) and an unused synagogue.  We toured all three - and the synagogue was difficult to see.  There are few Jews left in Slovakia.  In 1942-44 of Slovakia's 70,000 Jews - 67,000 were killed.  Nitra had 8000 Jews and only 6 came back after the war.   The rest were annihilated in the Holocaust - except for 200 who were hidden by the Catholic Bishop of Nitra.  It was difficult to be hit with the reality of so many dying.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;After meeting with Mira and Marta - we just felt a huge connection with the plant in Nitra.  Sheldon and Anna have purchased land in Nitra and plan to make it their Next Level International ministry base.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The other highlight was meeting Vlado Zach - a Slovakian who did his ministry training in Canada at Vanguard in Edmonton.  He is now one of the key leaders in his nation with a young adult ministry of 200 plus in Bratislava.  As we talked - I felt like I was learning as much from him as he was with us.  Creativity and faith were much evident in his life - doing the ministry while at the same time working to support himself financially.  &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This afternoon we came back to Vienna - and as we walked the streets full of people I wondered to myself - how could we reach them?  Austria has been very difficult for the church - Western Europe is in a greater place of spiritual need than Africa - yet we in North America ignore it.  I wonder why that is.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;ok - gotta go crash.  We leave the hotel at 5:30 AM to catch our 7 AM flight.... off to Turkey.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;So much more to tell - but it'll have to wait til the next internet spot!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Oh - interesting thought:&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;One of the Slovakians said to her husband - as he was talking on his cell.... hang down already...  Hmmmm - hang down - that really makes more sense than hanging up.  Where did that come from I wonder - the whole hanging up thing?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Oh yeah - as we drove into Slovakia on the bus - KT Tunstall was playing away on the radio... we felt right at home!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Slovakia&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!312.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!312.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 21:51:30 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!312/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!312.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-23T21:51:30Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>in Vienna!</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!310.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;ok - stage 1 of the journey is complete...  we got our bags packed and only forgot Settlers of Cataan - which isn't good.... but we're trying to rectify that quickly...&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Got to the airport - and watched the Lions win the Grey Cup on a mammoth screen - that was awesome!  No sound though... but a few people had orange pom poms and cheered.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Once we passed security we scanned for the Millers - who were due back from Africa - but couldn't see them from our perch above customs.  It felt a bit spy like.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Arrived in London at 2 PM - and our flight to Vienna was at 6:40 PM - so we walked the stores - and were TOTALLY reminded of the message we spoke at church yesterday - about materialism.  Wow - there was a ton we didn't need there.  Including a Rolex for 11,000 pounds.  Ok - what if you left that in the pool change room?&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;But we do want to recommend the Sarah McLaughlin Christmas/winter album - it was playing and it was good.  I know I know - it's not December 1st yet but maybe Captain Christmas (aka Doug Smith) is rubbing off.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;For supper - had a Christmas wrap from Pret a Manger - and it was turkey, stuffing, vegetable mash, cranberries and onions in a wrap.  Unbelievable...  so 2 Christmasy things in one day.  wow.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Oh I forgot to say that Leanne didn't make it through security because she told off the guards.  She's still in London... just kidding!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We are in contact with Sheldon and Anna and tomorrow we take the bus to Slovakia - 46 km's from Vienna to Bratislava....&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Have a great Jesus filled day - and pray that we sleep tonight!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+in+Vienna!&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!310.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!310.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:26:53 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!310/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!310.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-20T22:26:53Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Power Outage</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!306.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;When the power goes out:&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;a.  No email&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;b.  No homework on the computer&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;c.  No Oprah&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;d.  Sooooo glad Lost was not on last night - disaster averted.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;e.  No cooking (Pizza Hut was just fine - but jammed with other power outed people)&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;f.   Candles aren't as bright as I hoped for reading&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;g.  Flashlights with fresh batteries are great&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;h.  Board games happen - and I still lose&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;i.   You know that your hot water tank is electric&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;j.   You do go to Future Shop to get a simple, no frills, no electricity CORDED phone&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;k.  It's an adventure - you wanna see what's going on everywhere&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;l.  News Radio becomes a good friend&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;m.  No school - no soccer - no b-ball - well soccer was because of the water part of the storm.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;n.  You wish you had a natural gas stove and why on earth didn't you buy a generator when Y2K was all intense?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;o.  You go to bed early - like 9:15 early.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;That's what we noticed.... so what did you do?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=6935235581215406143&amp;page=RSS%3a+Power+Outage&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=dnlmcalistermayhem"&gt;</description><comments>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!306.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!306.entry</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:52:10 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>4</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!306/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!306.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-16T15:52:10Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Face Spitting</title><link>http://dnlmcalistermayhem.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!603EE80443FE783F!303.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;Have you ever experienced face spitting?  You know the kind of spitting that happens when someone says an st word or a p word or some such word that causes spittle to leave their mouth and deposit itself on your face.  That kind of face spitting.  What is face spitting etiquette?  I mean, as a spit receiver - when